SURGEON GENERAL WARNING: Cigar Box Guitar playing may be hazardous to your health. Symptoms can be sleep depravation; diminished hearing; cramping of hands and feet; failure to respond to your spouse's requests; spousal indifference; failure to appear for employment; significant body odor including that of wood, sawdust, stain, varnish, and sweat; language difficulty - speaking in sharps, flats, chords, slides, hammerons and pulloffs; unexplained wailing, grunts, and stamping of feet, and a general disregard for what may be politically correct.
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